But here's the thing Squirrel. If you ain't get yo' black ass off my damn bird feeder we gon' go HEAD UP, ok?
And just so you know, my next step will be my CO2 pellet pistol. That's what we do here in Alabama and I ain't skeert to pop a cap. OK?
UPDATE: Image of treacherous feeder location added to illustrate the risk I take in feeding birds and going up against the squirrels. Let's see if my chain and caribiner solution works.