Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Squirrels: Prepare For Battle

I know I know I know ... he's just a squirrel tryin'a get a nut, right? Squirrel gotta eat too, yadayadayada ... I've heard them all time and time again.

But here's the thing Squirrel. If you ain't get yo' black ass off my damn bird feeder we gon' go HEAD UP, ok?

I know my little feeder that is Squirrel-proof pissed you off so bad that you had to figure out a way to lift it off the hook (and not in a good way), causing it to fall and disassemble, and putting me in a perilous position of traipsing down a serious hilly incline - in my Hush Puppies for God's sake - to pick up the pieces, but I've got a solution. And that solution is a chain, and a caribiner clip.

And just so you know, my next step will be my CO2 pellet pistol. That's what we do here in Alabama and I ain't skeert to pop a cap. OK?

UPDATE: Image of treacherous feeder location added to illustrate the risk I take in feeding birds and going up against the squirrels. Let's see if my chain and caribiner solution works.


Michael said...

You so funny Mr. Robby when you talk all butch! Mmmkay?!


Shelby's Mom said...