Monday, December 08, 2008

Squirrel 2: Robby 0

I hate you.

It apparently has nothing to do with the chain and caribiner. Instead it seems to have everything to do with some sort of varmint being able to slide that green tube up while simultaneously rocking the feeder off of the small hook inside.

Seriously? This might be the work of something bigger than me. I have no idea how they do it. I just know they leave their little muddy paw prints as evidence and uneaten seeds on the ground as a testament to their power, like the woodlands version of La Cosa Nostra.

But I've got another weapon and I've already unleashed it. And that weapon is duct tape. I am taking back the night.

1 comment:

Joey G said...

And the birds are all like, "dude...whatever. It's okay, we can eat all kinds of stuff out here in the woods. Don't like stroke out and stuff. Chirp."