Sunday, November 16, 2008

Madonna Week 1

It's Madonna countdown week here at Yes, I will be getting my Sticky & Sweet Tour on next Monday night, God willing and the creek don't rise, in the - what? - A.T.L. with my homeboy Doc Martin and I'm excited. I need a little fun and excitement to put the shimmy back in my shake, mmkay?

And thank God for YouTube, where you too can relive the past 18 years of Madonna. Or just let me select 5 days of my favorites to share with you. Either way, you win, and I win. And do you know who else wins? Madonna. That's who. Yes, by being a fan we all contribute to her Id and serious bank account, as well as children in Africa and semi-odd mystical cultish practices.

But that's all ok. Because at the end of the day, she launched the 90's in gold Gaultier on a red velvet bed. Definitely the sorta shit one should have on their resume and in their obituary. Right?

1 comment:

Joey G said...

I was at THE very first show of this tour - in Houston @ The Summit. Before the extensions and bleach made her hair fall out and she lost her voice.

The Summit is now creepy-smiley Joel Osteen's megachurch...but we had us a church service up in there that night. baby. Awwrroit!!