Friday, April 11, 2008

Stop Dumping

Youse guys, I'm seriously not starving and saving for a trip to the Mediterranean to swim in pollution! WTF is this all about? Seriously? Dumping? Why? Who thinks this is a good idea? "OMG, the ship's full y'all, guess I'll just have to dump it!" All I have to say is the muthafucka'd better be clean when I dip my lily-white arse in it this summer. Otherwise, I ain't skeert to shiv a bitch, especially one who isn't into our environment.

And speaking of environment, check out my amaryllis! I'm so proud of them this year - each bulb is blooming and there's a new baby bulb that is putting up green. You probably know the story of my amaryllis but, if not, here you go. I love it when they bloom. They remind me of my grandparents. They remind me to work hard, to appreciate the beauty in things, to propagate and not in the literal sense - just to share myself with others and to genuinely care about people and the world in which we live.

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Anonymous said...

amaryllis? they hardly know us! OMG, what lovely flowers you have... Robbay, I bet you live to be 112.

Anonymous said...

I'm going home now. My drink is too working.

Anonymous said...

Happy Passover!