Monday, January 28, 2008

No Lottery Win This Weekend ...

I went to Atlanta this weekend and, as I do every time I'm there, bought 5 Mega Millions lottery tickets. I was really hoping I would win the $73 Million jackpot. Why?

  • So I could buy a farm for Ouisie and add a few more horses.
  • So I could establish better healthcare for people in Alabama's oppressed Black Belt region.
  • So I could establish better resources for gay adolescents who need them.
  • Possible Botox injections.
  • My own pilates studio.
My pole dancing career is not doing much to fund these efforts. I need a serious windfall.

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