Thursday, July 05, 2007

Thievery

So, I subscribe to The Tuscaloosa News. Riveting, I know.

And apparently there is a newspaper thief amongst us here at lovely Rivermont. Earlier this week I let Maddie out and my paper was on the doormat. For whatever reason I didn't pick it up, as I normally do, and thought, "Oh, I'll get it when I leave."

Except someone else apparently had the same idea. Can I just say how pissed off I was? So pissed. Don't be stealing my shit. I would be happy to give it to you after I'm done with it, but if you are into the grab-and-go, I will shiv your ass.

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