Monday, March 12, 2007

I am not Phil Stacey ...

So I was out the other night, having a good time, blah blah blah, and this fun little lady, probably mid-40's, who was out with her daughter and daughter's boyfriend, gives me a warm drunk bar embrace and goes, "Do you know who you look like?"

I always love this question, because you never know what you're going to get. For years it was Luke Perry, though that's a ship that's sailed. I was secretly hoping for somebody really glamorous, like Jude Law perhaps, since I was wearing my olive green little Australian cap that's a hybrid between a baseball cap and, like, a military beanie, and to me that warranted a Jude Law.

But no. It wasn't to be. She said, "Do you watch American Idol?"


"You know, he's in the top-12, from the Navy."


"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! PHIL! You look just like Phil!"

Y'all, this is Phil. Not only can he not sing, he has to be one of my top-3 American Idol douchebags of all time. Like I would ever have eyebrows like his. Or wear one of those stupid necklaces.



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