Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Me and Abs ...

(Disclaimer: shallow, self-absorbed post follows.)

Right, so, I am like pissed off at my abs. There, I said it. Pissed. I'm pissed off that despite all the work my results are only "meh."

I finally told them that I was evaluating their performance and they were being placed on a 60-day plan, with weekly evaluation, and that if they did not step up, they would be let go. And when I say let go, what I mean is surgically enhanced.

Except, while doing some research, it would appear one cannot exercise for six weeks after having abdominal liposuction. I'm pretty sure I could go crazy if I couldn't exercise so, instead, I am just going to keep up the muscle-building, fat-burning protocol and see what I have to work with on March 1.

If anyone has any secrets they wish to share, I'm all ears. Right now I workout 4x a week with weights, do my cardio 5-6 days a week, and am pretty righteous on the food front. I don't know what else to do. I mean, it would be counter-productive to develop a meth habit. Who wants to be all ectomorphic skinny when your skin looks like pizza and you have no teeth? Yeah, uhm, no thanks.

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